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any one out there heard how hair population is on droummond island is this year
planing a trip there this year in oct.
there seem to be more and more hunters every year

Letter from Procter & Gamble Exec to Obama. Please read, even if you are an Obama fan. It is legitimate, written by respected, Lou Prichett, formerly of Proctor and Gamble. Lou Pritchett is one of corporate America 's true living legends- an acclaimed author, dynamic teacher and one of the world's h...

Pay increase?? Sounds like “Leverage” to me... Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The f...

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This came from a Marine's wife. It says it all: I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a few months ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Barack Obama took his Oath of office. However, all that pride qui...

Most I hope to never hear directly!! Some of these I've seen but there are several that are new to me.......Enjoy These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my las...

The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A check ride ought to be like a skirt. Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything. Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. It only takes two things to fly: Airspeed, and money. The three most dangerous things...

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, 'I 'm wondering, then, just...

Subject: History quiz Do you know what happened 158 years ago this past fall... back in 1850? California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except the women had re...

An elderly Polish man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite pierogi with fried onions wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with both hands, he cra...

98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH crap' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY
ROAD.

THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM MICHIGAN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND
WATCH THIS.'

The Sheriff's applicant....... A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department was being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pis...

The Sheriff's applicant....... A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department was being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pis...

The Sheriff's applicant....... A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department was being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pis...