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by timberdoodle
Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:01 pm
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: pychic
Replies: 0
Views: 882

pychic

was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and A 1 lb. Package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watch...
by timberdoodle
Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:58 pm
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: palm Sunday
Replies: 0
Views: 735

palm Sunday

It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Little Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked what they were for. " People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him. " Wouldn...
by timberdoodle
Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:30 pm
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: franks place
Replies: 1
Views: 1109

franks place

John was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100 legged bug) which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box ho...
by timberdoodle
Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:25 pm
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Johnny my man
Replies: 0
Views: 961

Johnny my man

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. ... Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' ... The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'. ......
by timberdoodle
Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:25 am
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: BAnking
Replies: 0
Views: 839

BAnking

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's fat!' The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. ...
by timberdoodle
Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:55 pm
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: atta boy
Replies: 1
Views: 886

atta boy

MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touche...
by timberdoodle
Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: Just Talkin' Dawgs
Topic: Congratulations to Huntin54
Replies: 3
Views: 802

Re: Congratulations to Huntin54

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Congradulations Hunt 54

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
by timberdoodle
Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:09 pm
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: From the e-mail of PZTRAILMAN
Replies: 1
Views: 1166

Re: From the e-mail of PZTRAILMAN

oh ....another self esteem booster :bash: :angry:
by timberdoodle
Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:09 am
Forum: Just Talkin' Dawgs
Topic: How many hounds have finished in all 3 registries?
Replies: 9
Views: 954

Re: How many hounds have finished in all 3 registries?

Sals Coco Jamboo AKC UKC ARHA and ARHA bench cham
Brinsky's Run em Over TAnk
Syris Magee

These are the the ones I know.
by timberdoodle
Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:04 am
Forum: Funny Bone
Topic: Chocolate Chip Cookies
Replies: 2
Views: 1062

Re: Chocolate Chip Cookies

:lol: :chef: :nod:
by timberdoodle
Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:04 pm
Forum: Just Talkin' Dawgs
Topic: Tri-Tronics G2 EXP Antenna
Replies: 2
Views: 805

Re: Tri-Tronics G2 EXP Antenna

by timberdoodle
Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:57 pm
Forum: Beagle Health
Topic: 1st time momma
Replies: 3
Views: 959

Re: 1st time momma

:D You're quite welcome. glad to hear she is doing well & best of luck with the litter!!
by timberdoodle
Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:00 pm
Forum: Beagle Health
Topic: 1st time momma
Replies: 3
Views: 959

Re: 1st time momma

try some canned pumpkin if she'll take it