All about quotes....

[Rowco Beagle Kennels]

My Grandmother (a very wise woman) told me one that I think about a lot when I see guys getting at each other on here. "If you argue with a fool in public, the public does not know who the fool is."

[ANTHONY KERR]

My Mother " A fools name like their faces, always seen in public places".

O ne of my favorites from Ben Franklin. " No praise beats the kind you can put in your back pocket"

[db215]

1. When I was a little boy I was told anybody could be President, I now believe it!! (my parents)

2. Wisdom is never arguing with anyone who's opinion you don't respect. (old friend told me this one)

3. Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. (heard it somewhere)

4. Hilter hated and killed to start a new life, christians love and save thru Christ to end a old life. (mine)

5. Think about it before you do it! (my grandfather)

[Parker7]

YOU CAN'T KILL EM IF YOU AIN'T WILLIN

PHILL ROBERTSON (DUCK DYNASTY)

[fulcount]

"My father was a mean man he taught me how to work when i was just a boy"

One of my formen on constructio used to use that one

[Parker7]

IF YOU WANT A GOOD DOG DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM
Lloyd Gray

[JCM]

My father in law warned my wife, "you can't make chicken soup out of chicken sh*t."

And, "you marry the same asshole twice, you ought to have to live with him."

He was a great man with a lot of wisdom. God rest his sole and thanks for trying to help us both.

[JCM]

An old guy told me once, "if that's the best you got, it's the best you got. Sorry!"

[pilotknob]

When I was a teenager and had gone thru several cars,and a few crazy girlfriends.My dad told me : If you don't start thinking things thru a little better your gona be one of those fellas that has trouble out of anything with tits or wheels the rest of your life.

[JCM]

My old man always said, " you can feed a good one for the same price as that one."

I don't think that was a compliment to my dogs.

P.S. Great topic!

[BEAGLEBLUES]

My father-in-law told me on my wedding day, "Son, I love my daughter very much, but she's hard headed as me, so you can either be right, or you can be happy!"
took me several years to realize, that happiness is best!

[wingmaster_01]

1. Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hum'nbird butt.

2. Don't let your mouth write a check your azz can't cash.

3. last but not least, "you can tell whose a wise man by what he DOESN'T say"

Alan

[BCBeagles]

Ones I use regularly, "Those dogs couldn't run a straight stick up a goats butt!"
"They tore outa there like Snider's hound!"
In reference to big mouths, my brothers quote. "You can get big sound out of a trumpet, but bigger sound out of a tuba.."

[J.C. Blair]

If you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly lol

[mike crabtree]

My Ex Girlfriend
WRONG HOLE !
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While she was choking on a pork rind! LOL