A Tale of Two Hounds

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Pine Mt Beagles
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A Tale of Two Hounds

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In your Kennel you have Two Hounds.

Hound #1
This Hound Starts running at -4- Months and only gets better,,
Never Barks on. Cold Track.
Works Hard Crawls under every Brush pile hits the Thickets.
Always produces A Rabbit
Always Runs the Rabbit to The Gun or A Hole.with very few Looses.
Does not Bark in A Check.
Never Runs Off Game.
Handles Great, no need for a Leed Rope.
Retrieved the Rabbit.
Never Barks in the Kennel.
Exceptional Hound ,in Every Respect.
I think every one would agree with this,,,,,,,,,,,This Hound is A Female

Hound #2
This Hound Is Two Years Old and Not Started.
This Hound is always fighting the pups ,But,Runs Between Your legs when a Grown Hound is around.
Walks around with its Tail curled up Watching the other Hound Tearing up A Briar Patch.
Runs every thing But, A Rabbit,and Makes Checks every 50 to 75- Yards.Then Gives up in about -15-Minutes.
If it accidentally gets it Ear Hung on A Briar you have to go untangle it whining Butt.
Gets Lost in A Half Acre Field.
Barks ,going and Coming in the Box,and Craps 3- or-4 Times as well.
Barks all night in the Kennel.
Eats Twice the Amount of Dog Food.as other Hounds,,,,,,,,,This Hound is A Male.

I like the Female !!!,,,Don't You !!!

If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered

Hare Chaser
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Re: A Tale of Two Hounds

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The owner of the #2 hound must be as slow a learner as the hound? :bash: After all they kept it around, fed him and took him hunting for 2 years! :eyes:

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That's sexual discrimination and your analogy sucks as bad as your political affiliation. That's the benefit you democrats bely on one another. The freedom to do and say things that you would persecute someone else that's not in agreement with your sick philosophies for. For S & G's I'll play along so here's one.

Dog 1- An old, delusional, mouth breathing male from the hills that barks all the time in the kennel, the field, or wherever he is. His barking makes no sense as their is no logical reason behind it and any other dog with half of a brain just looks at him like he's stupid. When in the field with a population of other dogs, he is a detriment and his barking attracts all the other dumb dogs that can't(or won't) think for themselves leaving the remainder to do the work.

Dog 2- Any dog of any gender, color, or breed that will not let the ignorance of dog 1 and his pack mates effect his efforts.

Let the comments begin!

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Re: A Tale of Two Hounds

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Just go ahead and cast your vote and put Hillary on the hill and you'll make all your problems go away. No more guns, no more hunting, no need for hunting hounds,etc., etc. All will be well and we'll all be able to use one bathroom!

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Re: A Tale of Two Hounds

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Pine Mt Beagles wrote:In your Kennel you have Two Hounds.

Hound #1
This Hound Starts running at -4- Months and only gets better,,
Never Barks on. Cold Track.
Works Hard Crawls under every Brush pile hits the Thickets.
Always produces A Rabbit
Always Runs the Rabbit to The Gun or A Hole.with very few Looses.
Does not Bark in A Check.
Never Runs Off Game.
Handles Great, no need for a Leed Rope.
Retrieved the Rabbit.
Never Barks in the Kennel.
Exceptional Hound ,in Every Respect.
I think every one would agree with this,,,,,,,,,,,This Hound is A Female

Hound #2
This Hound Is Two Years Old and Not Started.
This Hound is always fighting the pups ,But,Runs Between Your legs when a Grown Hound is around.
Walks around with its Tail curled up Watching the other Hound Tearing up A Briar Patch.
Runs every thing But, A Rabbit,and Makes Checks every 50 to 75- Yards.Then Gives up in about -15-Minutes.
If it accidentally gets it Ear Hung on A Briar you have to go untangle it whining Butt.
Gets Lost in A Half Acre Field.
Barks ,going and Coming in the Box,and Craps 3- or-4 Times as well.
Barks all night in the Kennel.
Eats Twice the Amount of Dog Food.as other Hounds,,,,,,,,,This Hound is A Male.

I like the Female !!!,,,Don't You !!!
You are spot on with your description of a conservative (hound #1) and a liberal (hound #2).
Your only mistake is that gender has nothing to do with it.

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Re: A Tale of Two Hounds

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Enjoy

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can dog #2 build a wall around the running pen and let the rabbits pay for it?
Missouri rabbits running for their lives!!!!

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Re: A Tale of Two Hounds

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I suspect that hound #1 doesn't have papers and has not yet heard of EBT.

Hound #2 probably has a great pedigree, filled with champions, and was purchased off the Adult Hounds for sale board. Not started but going with the big dogs. :bigsmile:

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BUSTED

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Re: A Tale of Two Hounds

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Joeyman

Some good looking Hounds,,and from the size of that pile of Rabbits,must be able to get'er Done.

I like the Pic.

I never ever let Politics interfere with my ,Take on a Hound.Enjoy them Hounds.

Rufus

If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered

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