how bout a little joke?

blackdirt beagles · Post by **blackdirt beagles** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:47 pm

my wife didnt find the humor in this, but i bet some of you will.

A man takes his wife to the Royal Winter Fair and one
> > >of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
> > >They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that
> > >says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
> > >pokes her husband in the ribs and says "50 times
> > >last year."
> > >They walked a little further and see another pen with a
> > >sign that says "This Bull mated 120 times last year." The
> > >wife hits her husband and says "That's more than twice
> > >a week! You could learn a lot from him."
> > >They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a
> > >sign saying "This Bull mated 365 times last year."
> > >The wife gets really excited and says "That's once a
> > >day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
> > >The husband looks at her and says...
> > >"Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

New York Hillbilly · Post by **New York Hillbilly** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:58 pm

Haaa haaaa hoooooweee that has the tears running down my face!! My wife gave me an awful look and said "thats terrible" and "you can tell him I said so". I told her I would just as soon as I could stop laughing long enough to type.

I loved it!
NYH

bowhunter59 · Post by **bowhunter59** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:03 pm

US GUYS WILL LAUGH THE WOMEN WILL NOT LIKE IT!!

blackdirt beagles · Post by **blackdirt beagles** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:16 pm

Beagle Bum · Post by **Beagle Bum** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 12:45 pm

That was absolutely FUNNY!!!!!

dawgydawg67 · Post by **dawgydawg67** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 5:17 pm

HA HA!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 12:23 pm

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

New York Hillbilly · Post by **New York Hillbilly** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 2:00 pm

Guest,
That my friend is hysterical. I can't stop laughing!!!

Thanks!
NYH...................................A beat up racoon....I'm a rabbit...

.FBI..he deserved it.... burns the....

Oh my goodness thats funny.....

Beagle Bum · Post by **Beagle Bum** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:52 pm

Have a friend who claims that when he was a kid his Dad had a beagle that was such a good rabbit dog they had to tape up one of his nostrils in order to keep him from running two rabbits at once.