Hillbilly Joke
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:23 am
Heard this one today and thought I would share.
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a
sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at
him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said "I have a micro chip under
the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained. "That was my mobile phone. I have
a micro chip in my hand".
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and
went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally
said......"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax".
I have to quit working so late it's making me silly!
Or is it I'm just happy the temp finally went above 30 degrees after weeks and weeks of sub zero?
NYH
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a
sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at
him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said "I have a micro chip under
the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained. "That was my mobile phone. I have
a micro chip in my hand".
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and
went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally
said......"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax".
I have to quit working so late it's making me silly!Or is it I'm just happy the temp finally went above 30 degrees after weeks and weeks of sub zero?
NYH