FIELD TRIAL CHAMPION BB BACKTRACK DOCTOR P!!!!!

DarrinG · Post by **DarrinG** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:31 pm

---------------------------------IFC Rollin Fat Boy
--------------------IFC Deer Doggin Rascal
---------------------------------FC Backtrackin Mandy
--------------FC Babbling Roscoe
---------------------------------FC Deer Lovin Hoss
--------------------IFC Front Porch Rita
---------------------------------FC Fawn Chasin Lady

IFC, FC, CHB, GHBCH, GRCH, CH, BCH - BB Backtrack Doctor P

----------------------------------FC Lay Down Roadkill
---------------------IFC Waddle-A-Line Beefcake
----------------------------------FC Home Before Me Angie
---------------IFC Hole Blowin Lazy Girl
-----------------------------------FC Brag Em Up Joe
---------------------FC In The Click Chick
-----------------------------------IFC Gunshy Jenny

Doctor P has 47 wins in 7 formats! Only 1 of them were legitimate, rest came on the buddy judging system!

Stud Fee: if able to breathe, we’ll discuss the price. Oh yes, dont forget a herpes test on your bitches and bring a Viagra for Doctor with you.

Pups from “Tha Good Doctor P“ : $2,000 or trade for a good goat or a running 72 Ford Maverick w/ curb feelers. Curb feelers a must or no deal.

Doctor P’s trial record speaks for itself!

1st. Buddy Judge Hunt - Las Vegas Beagle Club where Dr. P destroyed the rest of the Who’s Who” of beagles, walking away with the backtrack and leaving the rest in the dust.

1st. Cornhole Hunt - San Francisco Beagle Club (No details will be told).

1st. Off-Game Classic - No dog down could hold a bottle of Tinks to ole Doctor! (just ask the judge, my uncle, whom I slipped a 20 under the sign-in table).

1st. Quitters Club Buddy Hunt - Ole Doctor was the first to fall out and lay down----no dog in the hunt could match his quittin speed.

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Bring your best backtrackin, babblin quitter and put em down with “Tha Doctor” and see for yourself. You’ll be amazed. No gunfire please, last time I found Tha Doctor curled up in a culbert under Flamingo Boulevard wallowing in his own pee and poop after 4 days still shaking like a kitten pooping a peach seed after a dude fired a 22 rifle at a rabbit that Doctor refused to run. And please, only qualified babbling, backtrackin trashy bitches need come for breeding…..we only breed trash to trash. Thank you.

Oh yes, we will, for a limited time only, cross Doctor P with a couple of hand selected, premium Mississippi Leghound females. We have a limited market for this cross in a undisclosed area of Tennessee.

Thank ye, thank ye very much.

hotdog · Post by **hotdog** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:40 pm

LOL!!!!!!!That was the best stud ad I've seen other than Mike Bellamy.

Bglenut · Post by **Bglenut** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:38 pm

CORNERSTONE · Post by **CORNERSTONE** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:55 pm

LOL.................................. That was great

MIKE · Post by **MIKE** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:37 am

I REALLY GOT A KICK OUT OF THAT. THAT WAS THE BEST POST I'VE READ IN AWHILE. QUITE A DOG & UNCLE JUDGE.
I BET I KNOW ONE GUY THAT ISN'T LAUGHING.
MIKE

Plowboy · Post by **Plowboy** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:49 am

I think,I owned Front Porch Rita for a little while, I sure do miss that good howlin mouth she had.

gus · Post by **gus** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:52 am

I think a buddy of mine owned Deer Doggin Rascal. He finally sold him to a guy in Ohio.

DarrinG · Post by **DarrinG** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:55 pm

josh · Post by **josh** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:39 pm

ive got an old cold trailn grade gyp that i would love to breed to the doc

Post by **Bev** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:44 pm

I can relate to the Gunshy Jenny...

warddog · Post by **warddog** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:08 pm

Hey, I resemble Waddle-a-line Beefcake and Rollin Fat Boy with a little shot of the Pillsbury Doughboy in there. Sumptin wrong with that?

high ridge joe · Post by **high ridge joe** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:27 pm

You guys gotta let me know when you breed this dog...I just bred my FC walkie Talkie bitch to a LP FC....I want to take the best pups from the cross and breed it to a pup from this Backtrack litter...WOW!!!!
Can you imagine what we could accomplish with a hound of this caliber breeding??!!??!!!

I cant stop laughing..this is a heck of a post..who ever thought up this one has waaay too much time on their hands...and I hope they have more time for stuff like this...lolol

bunnie harvester · Post by **bunnie harvester** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:12 pm

Darrin,,,,I can`t believe that Trout fishing has gotten this bad, It`s great to hear from ya again,come into Southerns room....

Chuck Terry · Post by **Chuck Terry** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:02 pm

That's a good one Darrin! Where did you learn about satire? You must of have been in a journalism class somewhere along the line! I am glad the folks on the other boards cued me in that it was "humor". Otherwise, it might have gone over my head - LOL!

tnbeagleman · Post by **tnbeagleman** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:37 pm

I believe I own a littermate , but I'm not sure. Mine is sort of ugly The pedigree looks about the same. I've killed alot of rabbits, ground squirrels, deer, foxes,ground hogs and a few possoms in front of her.Maybe we can run them together some time.