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Saudi Arabia -- no taker for spare cap; Not sure why Saudi Arabia would lie and claim they had more oil than was needed?Wouldn't that tend to hurt the price of oil?



<< But he emphasised that Saudi Arabia had not found customers for its existing excess capacity -- the lion's share of OPEC's offer last week to pump up to two million bpd more oil, filling any supply shortages caused by hurricanes in the United States.

"There are no takers," Naimi told delegates after a speech in which he reassured markets on the ability of global suppliers to meet rising demand for oil over the next 3-4 years. >>

http://today.reuters.com/business/newsar...
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Might be able to make a field trial or two after all...

Yes I think we need to use more energy. Me and the wife watches that Public Tv station all the time and we have learned a lot about the economy, the big oil business and global warming and all that stuff. Even though she only went through the first grade, my wife Nary May is a quick learner and she can even write out her own checks. She says everyone thinks the burning of fossil fuels is the reason for global warming, but really it is because of all the people that is barbequeing out in the backyard these days. She says that over in China they have 1 point 3 billion people and that all of them are movin to the city and buying a barbeque grill. Thats a lot of barbequeing!! Even though she only went through the first grade, Nary May is shrewd and knows how to make a buck too. As soon as she learned there was 1 point 3 billion people in China, she took all her egg and butter money and invested it in stock in a condom company in China. We are expecting to live out our golden years in comfort if you know what I mean. Anyway, on that TV satation they was saying that there is plenty of oil in the world, it was just a matter of gettin it! Up here in Missouri we don't have any but there is lots of timber if you get cold in the winter. Nary May says if everyone would get them a good wood stove, the price of gas would go down. Even though she only went through the first grade, I guess now you can see why I married her. She says that most people are stupid because its not the price of oil she is worried about, it is the price of gas. She says the car hardly ever uses any oil but burns lots of gass and she says she has to put some in at least once a month. Says she can't hardly remember the last time she bought oil for the car. Patch, I liked you theory real good and it make s alot of since to me, but when I showed it to Nary May she just scoffed and then laughed and walked off mumbbling something about men being the dumber sex. I better git off here and go make her some warm milk before she starts taking out your dumb idea on me!! Sorry ( I still think your theory is a good one but I can't let Nary May know that). She writes all the checks.

Ralph,, your Ole Lady reads that thread,,,, AND YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crew Chief

So Ralph, it would seem you haven't told Miss May about those oil stocks you bought with your pup sellin money yet
OOOPS... don't mean to get you in no more trouble...

Sounds like maybe you boys has been married before too and know the ropes pretty good. I could use some pointers on how to get along better with Nary May as she has been a little snarly lately. I think its the heat and she is out of the GOLD BOND POWDER and she is walking bow legged some so I think maybe she has some kind of physical problem but not sure. The other day we was in Wal Mart buying dog food and I happen to mention they has some nice lookin barbeque grills and don't you know that woman has one of the iciest stares I ever saw. Them new grills has about everything you need to entertain the neighbors except a fly swatter. One had a fridge on it and one had an oven where you can bake your cornbread right outside and not even heat up the kitchen. Man I would like to have one but Nary May won't hear of it and she has the checkbook hid sso I will have to dream of the day. One thing I have found that works real well on Nary May is to tell her she is pretty. Now if you have seen Nary May you know that it may be a little of a stretch to use the word pretty but so far she ain't caught on to my method. Maybe handsome would be a better word but I tell you is a heck of a woman. She says I am lazy but every night when I come home from the bar I sharpen her axe and I think that pretty much shows I am not as lazy as she tells the neighbors. She is callin me as we speak and wants me to help her carry 50 pounds of sugar up to the woods. I gotta go!

OH,,, DEAR,,, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crew Chief

If she reads this you will come home tomorrow and all your hounds will be belly up.......You are a braver man than I my friend..Good luck and thanks for the laugh..

Not to worry boys! Nary may can't read!! A woman with her talents don't need to read anyway. I tried teacin her once but she would get so bent out of shape at them words that was over 4 letters that I gave up and let her alone. I got tired of cold beans and buttermilk for supper and figured I was just making things worse by tryin to teach her. The only book she ever read was that SEERS AND ROBUCK CATOLOG and its got enough pictures in she don't need to read. I seen her knock out a BILLY GOAT one time with one punch and the first time I laid eyes on her she was carrying a sack of hog feed on each shoulder and I gotta tell ya my eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. Personally, on the BILLY GOAT deal, I think it was a lucky punch but I ain't gonna tell Nary May that cuz a woman has feelings you know and like anyone else, Nary May has her pride. Them kind of woman don't come along everyday and before you start to thinkin that I am some kind of Romeo or something, I got to tell you that when I met her it was just luck and nothing else and you just have to be in the right spot at the right time and I was and it was pure dumb luck. I know by now you can see why I married her and maybe you boys should take a trick or 2 out my playbook cuz I am gettin to be an expert on getting along with Nary May even when some of the hill folk said it couldn't be done. Try tellin your wife she is real pretty some time and see what happens! You can thank me later. Well anyway, Nary May is hollerin for me so I got to go cuz she wants me to help her skin some fish. Nary May can skin a catfish with one hand and how many of you jealous rascals has ever seen a woman do THAT!! I may not be too good lookin but old Ralph ain't no dummy!!

Ralph, if some t.v. exec. don't make that into a sit-com then hollywood has gone to hell in a hand basket. I would be glued to the television every Thursday night just to find out what was coming next. Thanks for the laugh, just what I needed.

Well Greg, thanks. I want you to know that I am dead serious cuz a mans love life ain't nothing to mess around with. I am a little worried though cuz I never see any of the other boys braggin on their old ladies on here. It ain't no wonder they is all on the verge of divorce cuz it appears to me they don't take their relationships seriously. A sensitive woman like Nary May needs support and security and you boys better get on the ball or the whole shebang will go south real quick. Maybe I shouldn't brag on my old lady but darnit, I can't help myself. Dog gone it, I earned the right to brag cuz I have supported that woman through thick and thin and the thick was darn thick. One thing I have learned through the years is sometimes a woman needs her own space and time to herself so every saturday morning I let Nary May watch what ever she wants on the TV satation. Sometime a feller can work this to his advantage cuz right after cartoons are over, Nary May watches them cookin shows on the Public TV satation. I know its been sinkin in cuz I tell you what, that woman can make a rubarb pie and although it still makes you pucker up pretty good, it don't give you no backdoor trots like Ma's used to do. Did you ever hear tell of such a thing! A RUBARB PIE THAT DON'T GIVE YOU THE BACKDOOR TROTS! Now thats some powerful cookin! I am most apt to reckon that it is some trade secret that Nary may has picked up from that Public TV satation. I tell you what, last year when the county fair time came around, we decided to go cuz Johnny Cash was singing on saturday night and Nary May has always liked Johnny Cash. Me, the ever clever lover, suggested to Nary May that she take 2 of her rubarb pies to the fair and she could give one to Johnny Cash and she could eneter the other one in the pie contest. Well, to make a long story short, she did. The pie judging was on a sunday and saturday night after the Johnny Cash show he was standing outside his bus signin ottografs and Nary May walks righ up to him and gives him his pie and be adarned if ole Johnny Cash didn't give her a big kiss right on the shoulder. Well, I gotta tell you it all made me just a littel jealous and I was having feelings of inadequacy and such. Pretty quick my instincts came out and me being the ever clever lover, I walked right over to Johnny Cash and asked him if I could borrow his pen. He said I could and I walked right over to where Nary Mays other pie was on display and wrote out a note that said, " THIS PIE WON'T GIVE YOU THE BACKDOOR TROTS LIKE YOUR MA's DID" and I folded it up and stuck it under the pie so as the judges could find it reral easy the next mornin! I walked back and gave Johnny his pen back and next day I will be dog gone if Nary May didn't take first place in the rhubarb pie division. She put that blue ribbon in her hair when we got home and I took her picture and I can send you one if you give me your address. Well, it was a pretty memerable weekend for Nary May and it just shows you what a little support from a man can do for a relationship cuz ever since the county fair, Nary May has let me sleep in the house. OHHHHhh! Life is good!!!

sry ralph butr after reading this post i cant come up to hunt this yr i think i would die laughing around u and i want to live l;onger than just next hunting season so u and ole nary have a good yr lol!

Greg H wrote:Ralph, if some t.v. exec. don't make that into a sit-com then hollywood has gone to hell in a hand basket. I would be glued to the television every Thursday night just to find out what was coming next. Thanks for the laugh, just what I needed.

I'm with you Greg.. The Adventures of Ralph n' Nary may!!! keep it comin ralph!!!

Leah

lmao @ Red


Well ill give you advice on one thing if she is the women you say she is you sure dont want to make her mad ...you might just not see tomorrow I own goats and ill tell you those billy goats or the one I own ive had 3 people on him and come up off the ground with you and all 3 was 150-200 pounds...if she can take one down like that id be SCARED of that women


Jr.

Ralph, all I can say is, you need to get that woman a good weelbarrel. I got Miss Patch a big one last Christmas and now, she can carry 6 bags of feed to the kennel at a time . It's got two weels up front, but she still has to be careful, cuz if the load shifts, it will still turn over and you know how them women hate to reload dogfeed.
Why, sounds like you been workin Miss May way to hard carry'n that hog feed. Johnny always liked given the ladies a peck on the cheek, but when you said he missed and kissed her shoulder, why I got the vision of the poor thing lookin like a linebacker with no neck and Johnny have'n poor sight was off alitle on the delivery and hit her shoulder insted of her cheek, why, it's a wonder he didn't break his nose...
Yes, I'm more than a litle shock at you not tak'n better care of such a fine woman as Miss May! Now Ralph! get youself to the Co-op and get that lady a good wheelbarrel!!!...

ROTFLMAO......and Horkin Mt. Dew out my nose.....