Come one come all, let’s have a ball.
Bring your hound to South Ky.’s trial.
South Ky. is honored to be a member of the Mid-West,
And in my opinion this organization is far the best.
Unlike others we don’t claim to have the best running ground
But they’re still plenty of rabbits to be found
We do claim to put on a good, honest trial
And that I’ll guarantee to one and all.
Weather for our trial has been predicted to be better than just OK
So bring you hounds if you have enough nerve to play.
Not sure if the bunnies will squat, double back or make a big run,
However, this shouldn’t matter if you have a good hound that can really get it done.
We have chosen judges that know a hound
Hopefully at the end of the day the best dog will still be on the ground.
Honest judges will always do their best
But those judges are not there to please you, me or the rest
Good judges are there to give the best hound the win
If that is not your hound, still try to act like men.
Remember win or lose this is about having fun
So bring your hounds and let them run
As field trial chairman I’ll do my best to ensure that you and your hound are treated right,
As long as you don’t bitch and fight.
It’s my job and I’ll do everything in my power to help you out.
But that doesn’t mean you have the right to scream and shout.
Hopefully, you won’t have a reason to get mad or to complain.
But if you do, come see me and I’ll do my best to ease your pain.
If I can’t solve your problems I’ll at least offer you some great food and a clean kitchen
So you will have place to sit and eat while you do your bitchen.
You handlers that have been to other trials, will probably recognize me,
I’m six feet, 215 pounds, with a fuzzy go-tee.
You handlers that don’t have a problem, maybe just want to talk, that would be nice,
Just ask for me by name, Earl W. Rice.
