Why vote republican

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I finally did it... I'm now a Democrat - living the good life.
(A Thread that could have been started by PM)

Got fed up, quit my job and became a Democrat. Wanted to see how the other half goes on about life - and it aint half bad. I now get:

Free food
Free health care
Free cell phone
Free housing
Free Social Security Disability
Unemployment
Welfare for baby daddy chillens
No taxes *and the govt sends me money just for filing a tax return*
Got me 2 off the chart cash jobs, shrimp and crack
Etc
Etc
Etc

And if I play my cards right, this could go on forever. I should have done this years ago!

Thank yall, and FYI, as long as yall keep footin the bill, Im gonna keep on keeping on.
Please vote for Hillary. My future well being depends on your vote.