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[Emery]

During a commercial airline flight a Marine Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible.
The Marine pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related
articles.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, 'Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!'
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.


The Marine Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed........ And all these years I've been chewing gum!