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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Congressional Republicans emerged from their unprecedented session with President Barack Obama today feeling positive about the experience, but still adjusting to their newly-torn a$$holes.
"On the whole, we felt that it was a worthwhile exercise," said House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH). "But clearly, each of us left with twice as many a$$holes as we went in with."
Congressional observers had doubted that it was possible for there to be more a$$holes in the Republican caucus than there already were, "but the President proved them wrong," [/b]======Rep. Boehner said.
The House Minority Leader said that his colleagues were "amenable" to another session with the President in the future, "but next time it won't be televised and we won't be there." More here.
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--I WATCHED THIS QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION,,====I==DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER WITNESSED ONE(1)-ELECTED INDIVIDUAL,=THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES=,WALKED IN AND GOT BOMBARDED BY SO MANY,, AT, THEIR INVITAION,,,,,AND EXPLAINED TO THEM ,IN NO UNCERTAIN TERM'S WHAT IS = ACTUALLY GOING ON, IN THE POLITICAL SYSTEM= AND TO THE SIMPLE, THING'S THAT, SHOULD NOT, BE DONE BY THE GOVERNMENT= AND= THE ECONOMY= THE BANKS
= WITH JOB'S=WALLSTREET= WITH TRADE=EDUCATION=INFRASTRUCTURE=HEALTH CARE==GOVERNMENT SPENDING==
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--IN FACT I THINK HE EXPLAINED IT GOOD ENOUGH THAT=REP. BOEHNER=DECIDED THAT THEY NEED, TO STUDY,TO GO BACK AND READ THE, CONSTITUITION, ESPECIALLY THE LEADERSHIP PART,AND REVISIT THEIR ,,,PARTY OF= NO ==MENTALITY,,,THE PRESIDENT WAITED, ALL SUMMER FOR THEM ,TO DO, SOMETHING,EVEN AFTER ONE OF, THE GREATEST STATE OF THE UNION ADRESSES,,,IN MODERN HISTORY,,THEY STILL WERE IN THE DARK,,,,SO THEY INVITED HIM, UP TO SHOW THEM ,HOW GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY WORKED,,I DON'T KNOW, IF IT, HAS SUNK IN YET,IF THEY ARE AS THICK HEADED, AS THE ONES ON HERE PROBLY NOT--
HE EXPLAINED YOU DON'T VOTE" AGAINST" A PROJECT,FOR YOUR STATE THEN, RUN BACK, AND JUMP OUT AND GET YOUR PICTURE, TAKEN GIVING OUT THE CHECK,,THESE PICTURES WILL SHOW UP LATER,AND THE FLAT OUT ,LYING,, ABOUT, HAVING ALL THESE, SO CALLED, ALTERNATIVE, BILL'S WHEN REALY, YOU DON'T,SOME ONE MIGHT JUST , ASK TO SEE THEM,,AND THAT OPPOSING, EVERY BILL IS NOT CALLED,, LEADER SHIP,SINCE THESE POOR FELLOW'S HAD NOT,BEEN PROPERLY SCHOOLED IT WILL TAKE MUCH MORE...BUT TODAY WAS A START,,
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--NO" PRESIDENT" HAS EVER TAKEN ON A CHALLENGE, LIKE THIS ON, NATIONAL TELEVISION,NOT KNOWING THE QUESTION'S,THAT WERE COMMING FROM A VERY HOSTILE AND VERY UNINFORMED MOB===WITHOUT ANY NOTES,,AND KNEW ALL THE ANSWER'S ,,JUST STOP AND THINK WHAT HE COULD DO FOR OUR COUNTRY WITH JUST A LITTLE HELP.....-------------------- JUST STOP AND THINK, WHAT HE COULD DO, FOR OUR COUNTRY, WITH JUST A LITTLE HELP--------FROM THE OTHER ELECTED PEOPLE-------
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--THANKS --PINE NUT
If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered
Blah, Blah, Blah, what, alot of words that don't make sense, are you trying to say here? This puppet did not make the best State if the Union Adress, in history. Maybe since your confused to reality. But seriously how could you hear his true message while your head so far up his bottom, giving him another rectal exam!!!!
Obama still is operating on the old adage, "words have meaning". About sixty-five percent of the voting public have figured out that Obama's words mean that he is an egotistical liar. Obama, like the other Progressives, think they are more intelligent than the average person so they are needed to take care of them. The late night comedians who voted for him are laughing at his rediculous statements. Even some of the liberals have figured him out. Rufus, there is still hope for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfu1_Scgyow
----------------IF YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A'= A PERSON WHO LIES'= WHAT DID YOU GAIN FROM IT-------------------------------------------------AND IF SOME ONE CHANGES THEIR DIRECTION WITH EVERY STEP WHERE WILL THEY GO --------------------------JUST LIKE----REPUBLICAIN= POLITICIANS----------WHY TALK WITH THEM WHEN THEY, ONLY KNOW HOW TO LIE----------------AND IF YOU AGREE TO GIVE THEM, WHAT THEY ASK FOR, THEY WILL NOT WANT IT ANY MORE ---------------------------------------AND THEY CANNOT GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE GOING-------------------
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If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered
PMB you are completely and I do mean COMPLETELY out of touch with reality. Again the republicans could have stayed at home the last 12 months because their votes where not needed to pass anything. Your lieing president and party are blaming the republicans when the truth is the only way they can get the democrats to agree with the administration is by buying some of them off.
The just say no republicans is just a smoke screen to try and divert attention from the buying off of democrats and most americans are digusted by the bribes and the lies.
WHAT TO EXPECT=======
-----------------IF YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A'= A PERSON WHO LIES'= WHAT DID YOU GAIN FROM IT-------------------------------------------------AND IF SOME ONE CHANGES THEIR DIRECTION WITH EVERY STEP WHERE WILL THEY GO --------------------------JUST LIKE----REPUBLICAIN= POLITICIANS----------WHY TALK WITH THEM WHEN THEY, ONLY KNOW HOW TO LIE----------------AND IF YOU AGREE TO GIVE THEM, WHAT THEY ASK FOR, THEY WILL NOT WANT IT ANY MORE ---------------------------------------AND THEY CANNOT GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE GOING-------------------
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If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered
What turn of events? Republicans listening to Obama lie and attack them because they don't agree with him. Whats new about that? Democrats have been doing it all along. Fact is Rufus he has a super majority and couldn't get health care done,the reason people don't trust him is he hasn't kept a campain promise yet to date,no transparency,no bi partisenship,trying terroists in civilian court,giving the same rights as you,the list gos on and on.Now Rufus I can under stand you being blinded by hate like most Liberals but I would think you could read the wrighting on the wall,Obama will be in office 1 term.Then maybe this country can get back to its greatness it enjoyed before Obama.Another fact is the Democratic party should be called the SOCIALIST PARTY OF AMERICA.Have a good day Rufus.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote. "Benjamin Franklin" 1759
What Pine Mt Beagles Wants to Say wrote:(Satire)WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I
would.
I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think we are good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They
need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view!
Now we have the whole story!
From Field to Show and Show to Field the way it should be
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT=======
-----------------IF YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A'= A PERSON WHO LIES'= WHAT DID YOU GAIN FROM IT-------------------------------------------------AND IF SOME ONE CHANGES THEIR DIRECTION WITH EVERY STEP WHERE WILL THEY GO --------------------------JUST LIKE----REPUBLICAIN= POLITICIANS----------WHY TALK WITH THEM WHEN THEY, ONLY KNOW HOW TO LIE----------------AND IF YOU, AGREE, TO GIVE THEM, WHAT THEY ASK FOR, THEY WILL NOT WANT IT ANY MORE ---------------------------------------AND THEY CANNOT GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE GOING-------------------
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If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered
What do you expect: When an administration and it's supporters continue to blame the last administration and the current republicans for obstructing when they OBVIOUSLY have ZERO power and NOT even enough votes to fillibuster much less obstruct. YOU TALK ABOUT LIEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PMB your insistance to blame the powerless for the failure of the powerful only goes to reinforce the truth that this administration and it's supporters are out of touch with reality, don't care about america, the people or the facts.
Pine Mt Beagles wrote:WHAT DO YOU EXPECT=======
-----------------IF YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A'= LIAR'= WHAT DID YOU GAIN FROM IT-------------------------------------------------AND IF SOME ONE CHANGES THEIR DIRECTION WITH EVERY STEP WHERE WILL THEY GO --------------------------JUST LIKE----REPUBLICAIN= POLITICIANS----------WHY TALK WITH THEM WHEN THEY, ONLY KNOW HOW TO LIE----------------AND IF YOU, AGREE, TO GIVE THEM, WHAT THEY ASK FOR, THEY WILL NOT WANT IT ANY MORE ---------------------------------------AND THEY CANNOT GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE GOING-------------------
Rufus, what liberal doucheag site did you pull this crap from?? AND PLEASE, PLEASE learn some darn punctuation for God's sake..you look retarded.
For example...WTF does A'=LIAR mean???? God you are stupid...
Tony
The 1st amendment allows the usual liberal narcissistic "I think.." which is how they start all their sentences.
The second amendment protects us from implementing "I think"
Rufus, what liberal doucheag site did you pull this crap from?? AND PLEASE, PLEASE learn some darn punctuation for God's sake..you look retarded.
For example...WTF does A'=LIAR mean???? God you are stupid...
Tony
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--THAT BIT OF WISDOM WAS MY OWN DOING--------------WTF does A'=LIAR mean???? God you are stupid...
--IT ONLY MEANS YOU ARE A LIAR=THUS YOU LIE =YOU DON'T TELL THE TRUTH=
-- PLEASE, PLEASE learn some darn punctuation =======YOU TALK ABOUT ARROGANCE=
I EDITED THE POST FOR YOU =BECAUSE OF YOUR LIMITED VOCABULARY=NUT JOB=
RUFUS
If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered
