Indianapolis Colts Jokes

[Bev]

Indianapolis Colts Jokes
>>
>> Q:What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
>>Bowl?
>> A: The Indianapolis Colts.
>>
>> Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
>> A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ."
>>
>> Q: How do you keep an Indianapolis Colt out of your yard?
>> A: Put up goal posts.
>>
>> Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado?
>> A: To RCA Dome - they never get a touchdown there.
>>
>> Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
>> A: A thief.
>>
>> Q: What's the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a
>>dollar bill?
>> A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>>
>> Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
>> A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
>>
>> Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and possums have in common?
>> A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
>

LMAO!

[indian_creek_beagler]

Im a Colts fan but those are truly funny..haha

Devon Cornett

[Emery]

You just aren't right Bev.... LOL!!!!!