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Emery
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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of "head cheese", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie, Manitowoc, and Lac du Flambeau, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway, you might live in Wisconsin.

If "vacation" means going up north past Hwy. 64 for the weekend, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and back again, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your whole family wears Packer green to church on Sunday, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you can drive 65 m.p.h. through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals), you might live in Wisconsin.

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Wisconsin.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any give time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Wisconsin.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you refer to the Packers as "we", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you consider Minneapolis exotic, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to polka, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you go out for a fish fry every Friday, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Wisconsin friends, you do live in Wisconsin!
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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Homesick?
Desire and the abilities to account for the rabbit.

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If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of "head cheese", you might live in Wisconsin.


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Post by bullboy »

lynn if i come to the world i'll bring you some lol todd

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Head Cheese, something that you will never forget!!!!!
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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What is "head cheese" honestly.. all jokes aside...

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Post by Emery »

Head cheese, also called souse and brawn, is a jellied loaf or sausage. Originally it was made entirely from the meaty parts of the head of a pig or calf, but now can include edible parts of the feet, tongue, and heart. The head is cleaned and simmered until the meat falls from the bones, and the liquid is a concentrated gelatinous broth. Strained, the meat is removed from the head, chopped, seasoned and returned to the broth and the whole placed in a mold and chilled until set, so it can be sliced.
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Post by John Lear »

Dear God, it would only be thought of in a place with winters that long and bad. I guess if you go for months and couldn't get to a store some years back you can come up with these recipes.
That is like someone at church the other day said they liked squirrel brains in their scrambled eggs and would like for me to shoot them a few squirrels if I was out rabbit hunting and got the chance. I ask why do that to a good bunch of eggs don't they like their eggs.

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