Peaches

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Dale Pea
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Peaches

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A lady gets busted for shop lifting. When she goes in front of the judge he asks her what did you steal? She replies "a can of peaches" The judge then asks her how many peaches were in the can? She says their were 7. TYhe judge then tells her she will get one day in jail for each peach. The ladys husband stands up and says "your honor, she alos stole a can of peas.

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