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A cowgirl, who is visiting South Carolina from Texas, walks into a bar
and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a
sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to
the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Texas,
we promised that we'd drink this way to reme mber the days when we drank
together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for
myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in
and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."

The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," She explains,
"It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to
quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my sisters though."
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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Post by mo. beagler »

thats funny :lol:
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Post by denny606 »

ibelieve she must be a Methodist,uhoh here it comes although it is funny Emery signed Denny (a Baptist, although not easily offended ) I sure hope you Methodists aren't :lol:
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Well, I be a Lutheran... we can't drink beer at the church at wedding receptions like the Catholic's can. :) (Right Bev?)
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my cousin told me that the Lutherans have a lot better fruit of the vine than we do though :lol: Denny
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