Tree Hugger !

[Spruce Ridge Beagler]

> >
> > Subject: A Tree hugger!
> >
> > A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-
> > hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR.
> > There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
> > wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
> > started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> > encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
> > escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
> > splinters in her crotch.
> >
> > In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor She told him
> > she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came
> > to get all the splinters.
> >
> > The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
> > then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
> > help her.
> >
> > She sat and waited three hours before the doct or
> > reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
> > He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits
> > from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the
> > Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> > timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me
> > down."
> >

[Hare Hunter]

That thar' is funny!