New Pet

[Emery]

>>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
>>a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
>>to buy an unusual pet.
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>>After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug),
>>which came in a little white box to use for his house.
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>>He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided
>>he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a dri nk.
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>>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
>>place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new
>>Pet.
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>>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
>>him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
>>But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
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>>So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
>>decided to ask him one more time.
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>>This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
>>shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and
>>have a drink with me?
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>>YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS......
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>>A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time !
>>I'm putting my shoes on!"