A NEW BICYCLE

[MIKE]

A LITTLE GIRL WAS RIDEING A NEW BIKE THAT SHE GOT FOR XMAS
A MOUNTED POLICE OFFICER RODE OVER TO HER & ASKED,
DID YOU GET A NEW BICYCLE FOR CHRISTMAS LITTLE GIRL
THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, YES I DID & IT'S A DANDY, SANTA CLAUSE BOUGHT IT TO ME
THE POLICE OFFICER WROTE OUT A TICKET & SAID, THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SANTA CLAUSE TELL HIM TO PUT A LIGHT ON THE FRONT & BACK OF YOUR BIKE SO IT WILL BE LEGAL.
THE LITTLE GIRL TOOK THE TICKET & THOUGHT FOR AWHILE
SHE SAID, ISN'T THAT A NEW HORSE OFFICER
HE SAID, YES IT IS, I GOT IT A FEW DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THEN SMILED & SAID, YOU MIGHT SAY SANTA CLAUSE BOUGHT IT TO ME.
THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SANTA CLAUSE TELL HIM THE D#CK GOES UNDERNEATH THE HORSE, NOT ON TOP