Dream Job

[Emery]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."The social worker behind the counter
said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll
have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."