An atheist in the woods

[beagle crazy]

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind
him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell
on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right
on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my
existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit
creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to
suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the
BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his
right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:


"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen."

[Anderson Upland Beagles]

Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord,


thats funny thanks for the laugh ..laugh..always helps .........no matter how your day goes ..