Two bowling teams, one of all Newfies and one of all Nova Scotians,
chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in
Moncton, New Brunswick. The NS team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the
Newfie team rode on the top level. The NS team down below really whooped it
up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard
anything from the normally extreme partying Newfies upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate. When she reached the top, she
found all the Newfies frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The Nova Scotian asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having
a great time downstairs!
One of the Newfies looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered,
'YEAH,
BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER.'
