"OLD FOLKS"

[Moore Beagles]

"Old Folks"

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and
find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, " What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son."