prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as
they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she
saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed.
Grandma didn't know her occupation and stopped to say
hi. She asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face,
said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to
those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges
and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was
amazed. He said 'How the heck do you do this at your
age?' She said 'I just take out my teeth
rip the skin back and suck'em dry!'
The policeman fainted.
