Subject: Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco
Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95,
Skater Barbie for $1995, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the
others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,
Divorced
Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's
Computer.
Barbie
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