It was a slow day in heaven so God phoned Satan to see what was going on down there.
"It's slow here, too", said Satan
"Well," God said, "I think a field trial might be fun."
"Sounds good," says Satan, "But why are you calling me? You've got all the dogs up there."
"I know," answered God, "But you've got all the judges."
Heaven's trial
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