Dear Abby

[MasonsBeagles]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother
have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas
. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who
lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack
Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation