Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always
had something else to take care of first: the truck, The car, email,
fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone
only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When
you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the
driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
