Famous quotes:

[richard g harker]

Subject: Famous quotes:
> >Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~
> >"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
> >-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
> >
> >I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
> >But I was not pleased to read the description in the
> >catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
> >-- Eleanor Roosevelt
> >
> >Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest
> >woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited
> >by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
> >statement.
> >-- Mark Twain
> >
> >The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
> >beginning and a good ending; and to have the
> >two as close together as possible.
> >-- George Burns
> >
> >Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
> >- - Victor Borge
> >
> >Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
> >-- Mark Twain
> >
> >By all means, marry. If you get a good wife,
> >you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
> >you'll become a philosopher.
> >-- Socrates
> >
> >I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
> >-- Groucho Marx
> >
> >Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all
> >four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
> >-- Alex Levine
> >
> >I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
> >Then it's time for my nap.
> >-- Bob Hope
> >
> >I never drink water because of the disgusting things
> >that fish do in it.
> >-- W.C. Fields
> >
> >We could certainly slow the aging process down
> >if it had to work its way through Congress.
> >-- Will Rogers
> >
> >Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow
> >older, it will avoid you.
> >-- Winston Churchill
> >
> >Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything
> >else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
> >-- Phyllis Diller
> >
> >By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
> >he's too old to go anywhere.
> >-- Billy Crystal
> >
> >The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
> >
> >Give me a sense of humor, Lord;
> >Give me the grace to see a joke,
> >To get some humor out of life,
> >And pass it on to other folk.