MORNING SE X

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richard g harker
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MORNING SE X

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Subject: Morning Se x
MORNING SE X


She was standing in the kitchen

Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' :moon:

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