happy anniversary

[flash]

There was this 70 year old couple that was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary . The man gave his wife a real nice ring as a gift . The wife said oh! I never thought to get you anything ........is there anything that you want from me ? The man said as a matter of fact there is . He said the cedar chest at the foot of our bed has always been locked since we have been married I would like to see in it . She said OK I'll open it for you . After it was opened he looked in and saw a pile of cash and 2 ears of corn . He said MY OH MY you have been saving some loot !!! She said yes there is $23,000 dollars in there . He asked what is the corn for ? She said the corn symbolizes how many affairs that I've had while we were married . He thought to himself for a moment.....then said to her that's not bad ....2 times in 50 years . She said I sell the corn when I get a bushel basket full that's how I got so much money .