A little humor

[Emery]

Just a little humor.

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing,
he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local
auction, the going price for horses
was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since
he had it, he might as well go
ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.

The next day, the local paper carried the headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he order the preacher to get rid of
the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun at a nearby convent.
The paper headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $50.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $50.00

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey, lead it to the plains and
let it loose where it could run wild and free.
The next day the headline read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.