Turpinetine

[Dale Pea]

Young boy sitting on corner shaking a bottle of turpintine when a priest comes along

Priest: What have you got there son?
Boy: Mister, this is the most fantastic liquid in the world.
Priest: Oh no its not son the holy water is.
Boy: Oh yea, what will that holy water stuff do?
Priest: You can rub some holy water on a pregnant womans stomach and she will pass a boy.
Boy: Thats nothin, take a little bit of this stuff, rub it on a cats ass and he will pass a motorcycle!