great to be a man

[blackdirt beagles]

> >It's great to be a man...
> > > >
> > > > > > > Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Your last name stays put.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting
lucky.
>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The garage is all yours.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chocolate is just another snack.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can be president.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new
>haircut.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you retain water, it's in a canteen
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can open all your own jars.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You never have to drive to another gas station because
this
>ones
> > > >just
> > > > > > > too icky.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Same work...more pay.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wrinkles add character.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
>them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One mood, ALL the darn time.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can leave the motel bed unmade
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can kill your own food.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>thoughtfulness.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she
can
>
>still
> > > >be
> > > > > > > your friend.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
>without
> > ever
> > > > > > > thinking: "He must be mad at me."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
>little
> > > >gift.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you
>
>just
> > > > > > > might become lifelong friends.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are not expected to know the names of more than five
>colors.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut
>on a
> > > >bolt.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You almost never have strap problems in public.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You don't have to shave below your neck.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
> > > > > > > seasons.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives,
>December
> > > >24th,
> > > > > > > in 45
> > > > > > > minutes.

[Emery]

Ya, that is what I am talking about!!!