Blonde COP

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Blonde vs. Blonde
> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
> little red sports car
> and was pulled over by a woman police officer who
> was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license.
> She dug through her purse and was getting
> progressively more agitated.
> "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
> The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has you
> on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at
> it and handed it
> to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
> it back saying,
> "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."