Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Cub Fan", the little boy replies.
"Sorry but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack ," he writes in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox Fan either, " the little boy replies.
"Sorry but since we're in Chicago, ' I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Bears F an Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bears Fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes...
"Little $#@#*%&#! from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
A LITTLE CHICAGO HUMOR!
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A LITTLE CHICAGO HUMOR!
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32