Taming a Bear

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Newt
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Taming a Bear

Post by Newt » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:50 pm

Three religious leaders were debating their convictions and decided to test their doctrine as proof of its superiority. They would have a contest of which could convert a bear to their faith. Two weeks later they met to show their results.
The catholic priest had a broken arm and several lacerations but was positive. Said the bear put up a fight, but once he got him sprinkled he settle down and accepted the situation.

The baptist preacher was even more beat up. He had a broken leg and was on crutches, but he too was positive. He said he met the bear, gave him his most scathing "hellfire and brimstone" sermon but he still had to wrestle the bear to get his head under water, but once he did the bear accepted and settled down.

They turned to the Rabbi who was even more beat up and was in a wheel chair.
He spoke in a raspy voice.
"Don't ever start a conversion with a circumcision."

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