wedding nite

[blackdirt beagles]

>A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch.
>Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets
himself to
>the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon
next
>week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."
> The doc said , "I'll have to put your **beep** in a splint to let it
heal and
> keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four
tongue
> depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it
all
> together; an impressive work of art.
> The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his
honeymoon
> night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a
gorgeous set
> of breasts.
> This was the first time he had seen them. She says, "You'll be the
first,
> no one has ever touched these breasts."
> He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the
CRATE!"

[jeffn]

good one