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clousewt
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Live Dog For Sale!

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I have a live beagle for sale, in about 10 to 12 years it ought to make an awesome hound. It has color and stands between 1" to 15" , should be between slow to fast in speed. I will not guarantee that this dog will ever come back once you turn it out to hunt but I do guarantee it will stay on the ground. Price is $1,000.00 firm, but may trade for a new truck or something of little value. :)
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DarrinG
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Post by DarrinG »

Tom, I'll take it.....I'll trade you a 3 day old dead cat or a disfunctional worm farm, your choice, but I want that live dog!

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Post by Bopeye »

Better not take that deal from Darrin. I know that cat died on Saturday, that would make it a five day old dead cat. :)

I'll give you 3 of your Rabbit Hunter magazines back and let you drive my '92 toyota around town for a whole day!! You just can't beat a deal like that. :cool:
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Post by Cannon Hollow Hounds »

Looks like James is edging you out at this time Darrin..lol.. but I think if you throw in the cammel fleas, you'll have that live dog right out from under ol' Bopeye...and there ain't to much that gets out from under James that lives..LOL... sorry James..couldn't resist...I can get away with it though as I am a little bigger boy that you are.. ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: CHH

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Post by mike crabtree »

Ive got a 9 year old Branko female I gave $1200 for, I would trade She only back-tracks when the sky is cloudy.
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I HAVE 2-$500.00 ROOSTERS I WOULD TRADE TO IT.
ALWAYS WANTED A REAL LIVE DOG.
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ANTHONY KERR
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Post by ANTHONY KERR »

I've got a deal. I have a 15"male slower than brace speed that backtracks,coldtrails,opens early and late, and hangs up on most checks.
Not to mention that he can fight like a pit beagle and usually can hurt a good beagle in a matter of seconds and he will not under any circumstances hark in on any other dog. He runs the house cat and when he finds her he goes back to the starting point and runs her again with no wasted movements. He is alive at the moment, but if your lining up to breed to him your out of luck cause he has been neutered. Let me know what you think and I'll discuss it with the family because for some reason they love him.
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Post by Buckshot101 »

I'll trade you a talking dog for it.

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I'll warn you that this dog talks about as much as a woman. Just have to put a bark collar on it every so often.

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Post by Vickie »

Anthony,

I have an 11 year old female that sounds like a twin to your dog! She stalks the cat exactly like you described. Until she finds the cat sitting on the horse trailer fender, then she ends up with bloody, slashed ears because she won't give up! LOL

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Post by DarrinG »

ANTHONY KERR wrote:I've got a deal. I have a 15"male slower than brace speed that backtracks,coldtrails,opens early and late, and hangs up on most checks.
Not to mention that he can fight like a pit beagle and usually can hurt a good beagle in a matter of seconds and he will not under any circumstances hark in on any other dog. He runs the house cat and when he finds her he goes back to the starting point and runs her again with no wasted movements. He is alive at the moment, but if your lining up to breed to him your out of luck cause he has been neutered. Let me know what you think and I'll discuss it with the family because for some reason they love him.
ANTHONY KERR
Anthony, You just successfully described my entire pack! :lol:

So Tom, who's offered the best deal...who gets this live dog? I forgot to mention, I'll even throw in one gallon of used motor oil and a few used corn cobs. Deal?

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I have not seen anything yet that got my attention.LOL I will add that this dog doesnt know the word quit, it doesnt know any other words either. I have to tell you all that this is a once in a lifetime dog, they dont make them like this one. Best I never saw, cannot be under-ran, doesnt have a scratch on it, " only the real beaglers will get that one". lol I am only getting rid of this dog because of health reasons, kennel reductions, too tall for my pack, to small for my pack, I only run 13" hounds, I only run 15" hounds, moving out of state, moving back to same state, too many beagles to count on "lol" and my all time favorite, this is the best dog I have ever owned.
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Re: Live dog

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clousewt wrote:I have not seen anything yet that got my attention.LOL I will add that this dog doesnt know the word quit, it doesnt know any other words either. I have to tell you all that this is a once in a lifetime dog, they dont make them like this one. Best I never saw, cannot be under-ran, doesnt have a scratch on it, " only the real beaglers will get that one". lol I am only getting rid of this dog because of health reasons, kennel reductions, too tall for my pack, to small for my pack, I only run 13" hounds, I only run 15" hounds, moving out of state, moving back to same state, too many beagles to count on "lol" and my all time favorite, this is the best dog I have ever owned.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :biggrin: .............. :dance: :biggrin:

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Post by tnbeagleman »

Okay!! That's It Clouse!!! I thought I recognized that dog, When you described it more; I was sure. Where did you get it and when? I t was stolen from my kennel and I haven't missed it , but I'm sure it's mine and I expect it be be returned. I have the papers on it ,well I do if I ever got them from Plowboy LMBO.

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Post by Plowboy »

You can't believe anything TNbeagleman says, I sold him a dog a couple years back with no legs & convinced him if he would roll it around in a wheelbarrow it would run a track like no other. I saw him a couple weeks later & he was all scratched up & had lost about 10 lbs, when I asked him how he liked the dog, he told me he was everything I had described but he wished I had told him it run deer!
Your papers are in the mail ...lol

Whoever buys this dog I have all its littermates & they can be seen not running anytime, free of charge. I stand behind all my dogs because they are usually piled up in front of me.

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Post by Bopeye »

Plowboy wrote:You can't believe anything TNbeagleman says, I sold him a dog a couple years back with no legs & convinced him if he would roll it around in a wheelbarrow it would run a track like no other. I saw him a couple weeks later & he was all scratched up & had lost about 10 lbs, when I asked him how he liked the dog, he told me he was everything I had described but he wished I had told him it run deer!
Your papers are in the mail ...lol

Plowboy
That's hilarious............ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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