Chili

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Chili

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A Navy ensign walks into a seedy cafe in a small town outside the gates of Naval Air Station Kingsville, Texas. He sits at the counter and notices a chief with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After 15 minutes of watching the chief stare at the chili, the ensign works up the courage to ask, "If you're not gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The chief slowly turns his head toward the young Ensign. In his best chiefly manner, he says, "Nah, go ahead."

The young Ensign eagerly reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place. He spoons down the chili with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom when he sees a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was shocking. The ensign immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

The chief says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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HMMMM Hey Emery Wernt you a navy Guy????
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Yelp, but not an officer!!!!! :biggrin:
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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