Choosing a wife

[Emery]

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
choosing among three likely candidates. He gives
each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
what they do with the money.



The first does a total makeover. She goes to a
fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up
and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves
him so much.



The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.



Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him
back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.


Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.




Men are like that, you know.




P.S. There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
research. This means that by 2040, there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.

[beaglehandler]

you are off the wall

[fair chase]

You know ,you my be right.

[82orioles]

Nice one Emery