Coma

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beaglehandler
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Coma

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A woman was in a coma for 6 months. One day the nurses were giving her a sponge bath and noticed that every time they wash close to her private area the monitor would show an increase of brain activity.

The nurses told the husband about this situation and explained some oral sex might bring his wife out of the coma. The husband thought it was a crazy idea but agreed to try it.

The nurses left the area and closed the curtain so the couple could have some privacy.

All of a sudden the machine started beeping and the wife went flat line. The nurses rushed in asked what had happened.

The husband said "I don't know, maybe she choked".

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