No pun to mafia

[tnbeagleman]

A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to
>the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
>
>The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
>finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, would they
>choose to do this.
>
>The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of
>every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't
>want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them
>could speak Spanish