I ran over to check him. There he was with his pants to his knees lying face down with his butt jacked up in the air. What happened, what's wrong? He cried out, "a snake bit me while I was taking a dump, it was different color browns!" I told him to wait right there and don't move, I know where a doctor that lives a 1/2 mile away.
So I took off on a fast jog. I told the doctor that my buddy has been snake bit, what should I do? He said, "cut a slit over each hole, and suck all the poison out. Then get him to a hospital."
As I ran back to Al, I found him crying from the pain of the snake bite. He looked up and said, "what did the doctor say?" I looked at the snake bite on his butt oozing blood and poison. He yelled, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY!!!"
I looked at him, looked at his butt and said, "THE DOCTOR SAID YOU GONNA DIE!!!"
