A very larg, vulgar lady is going into Wal-Mart with her two kids. She is giving both kids a cussing and not being very tactful about it. Every one can hear her and she is really laying it on thick. As she starts into the store the greeter says "Good morning Ma'am, are those two twins?"
The lady stops to cuss out the greeter, %$#&^% can't you see? This one is a 9 year old boy and this one is a 7 year old girl. Do they really look alike to you? The greeter looks at the lady and says "oh no, they don't look anything alike, I just can't believe that you got laid twice!!"
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