The Loving Husband..........

[Emery]

> A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
> they were there, the wife passed away.
> The undertaker told the husband, "You
> can have her shipped home for
> $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
> Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just
> have her shipped home.
> The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
> home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
> $150?"
> The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
> days later he rose from the dead.
> I just can't take that chance."