Bartender Can I Buy Her A Drink

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Jamie Rice
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Bartender Can I Buy Her A Drink

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Cowboy goes into a bar to buy a drink on an Indian Reservation.
He sees a beautiful Indian woman at the other end of the bar and asked the bartender if he can buy her a drink.
Bartender says, "I can't do it, the CP will get you."
Cowboy asks, "What's the CP?"
Bartender say, "City Police"
Cowboy just shakes his head and continues drinking.
A few minutes pass by and he asks if he can buy her a drink again.
Bartender says, "No I can't do it, the SP will get you."
Cowby asks, "What's the SP?"
Bartender says, "State Police.
An hour passes by and the lady goes to leave.
The ole cowboy decides he'll follow her out.
A few moments pass and the cowboy comes back in.
He's black and blue from head to feet with his hair ruffled.
Bartender asks, "Sir what happen to you."
Cowboy says, "FBI got a hold of me."
Bartender asks, "FBI?"
Cowboy says, "Yeah FBI... Frigging Big Indian."
Jamie D. Rice
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