TEXAS RANCH

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BUNNYBUSTER

TEXAS RANCH

Post by BUNNYBUSTER » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:52 am

TWO BIG TEXANS & I SMALL TEXAN WAS TALKING. #1 SAID ' i have half a million acres & two million cattle. # 2 said " i got 3/4 million acres & about three million cattle. the small texan said " i just own about 25 acres". the other two laughed for 20 minutes. finally #1 wipes tears from his eyes & asked " what do you call a little spread like that ". the small texan said " downtown Dallas ".

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