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Post by BUNNYBUSTER » Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:11 pm

THE YOUNG DOCTOR JUST OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL WAS CARRING A LUNCH TRAY THRU THE LUNCH ROOM. HE SAT AT A TABLE WITH 3 OLDER DOCTORS. AFTER A WHILE HE SAYS " I BET YOU GUYS HAVE DONE SOME OPERATING IN YOUR TIM ". #1 SAID " I SURE HAVE, ONE TIME I HAD A GUY WITH HIS HAND CUT OFF IN A AUTO ACCIDENT. I REPLACED HIS HAND & HE CAN NOW PLAY THE PIANO IN CONCERT.
#2 SAID " I HAD A FELLOW LOST HIS LEG IN AN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT." I REPAIRED HIS LEG & NOW HE'S THE BEST KICKER ON THE OLMPLIC SOCCER TEAM. THE THIRD OLD DOCTOR SAID " THE BEST I EVER DID WAS A MAN RIDING A HORSE THAT GOT HIT BY A FREIGHT TRAIN. ALL I HAD WAS A HORSES _SS & A COWBOY HAT, BUT SON I PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER & HE'S NOW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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Post by bluegrass » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:14 pm

Not very funny.

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Post by HNTDAD » Tue Apr 22, 2003 3:48 pm

Come on now. I like the president but I thought the joke was cute.

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Post by BUNNYBUSTER » Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:42 pm

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CUTE JOKE. I JUST DON'T GET DISTURBED OVER POLITICS VERY EASILY.
GEORGE M. MILLER

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Post by Bev » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:06 am

I don't get all haired-up over most things as long as it's said in fun. Life is funny most of the time.

(I'm still pi$$ed at Dixie Chicks, though)

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Post by HNTDAD » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:34 pm

Me too. We won't be listening to them anymore.

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Post by BUNNYBUSTER » Sun May 04, 2003 8:46 am

THE ONE IMPORTANT THING ABOUT BEING AS DUMB AS
THE DIXIE CHICKS, IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT NO
ONE WILL REALIZE HOW DUMB YOU ARE, BUT IF YOU OPEN
YOUR MOUTH ??????????????? :roll:
GEORGE M. MILLER

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Post by dosgris » Thu May 08, 2003 2:41 pm

good joke, but i suspect a little rock joke would have been received better by some

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