Good Excuse

[BeaglerDan]

A man was speeding late one night on his way home from work.A police man fell in behind him. The man thought no traffic on the road I can out run him .After a few minutes he realized it was impossible to get away so he pulled over.The police man said it late its the end of my shift if you have agood excuse why you tried to outrun me Ill let you go.Well sir about a week ago a policeman ran off with my wife I was afraid you were him wanting to return her!

[Bev]